Free Grand Prix tickets

[size=undefined][size=21]A friend of mine has two tickets for the Formula 1 final race of the season, the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, at the YAS Marina circuit on the weekend of 25th - 27th November. They are box premier seats and business class flights, hospitality & hotel accommodation.    He didn’t realise when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you’re interested and want to go instead of him .............................. ....[size=undefined]It’s at St John’s Church, Worcester at 2.15 pm on the 26th.  Her name is Janet. She’ll be the one in the white dress. It may help if you take a couple of hankies along.

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